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The Little Ducks have decided on BMX bikes for Christmas. I explain that this means there won't be much else from me on Christmas mornin...

I have finally been able to unpack my books after two and a half years in Friendly Drive, thanks to the arrival of Billy bookcases (no relat...

Tiddler's team has now entered the cut and thrust of competitive football - in the East Lancs Under 9's League. The core members of ...

‘You think that jacket’s black, don’t you?’ JP observes as I twirl, Anthea Redfern-style, in my vintage suede jacket, courtesy of eBay. ...

‘Am I busy on Saturday night? ’ enquires Tiddler, casually. ‘Not as far as I know, why? ’ as I busy myself pairing socks for England* ‘I...

My name is Duck and I am a Globophobic. I am afraid of balloons. Really really. For me, being in proximity to inflated latex is akin t...

I knew I wasn't in Kansas any more, as I watched a lizard pushing a pram across the field. The Little Ducks are in Spain and I am in a...