Dear Santa

The Little Ducks have decided on BMX bikes for Christmas. I explain that this means there won't be much else from me on Christmas morning as the bikes are big presents.

'That's ok' - they announce 'because we'll still have our Santa presents.'

'Of course you will' - I reassure them.

I'm amazed that at 10 and 8 they're not ready to give up Santa.

In due course lists appear. Mr Duck Senior, Mrs Duck Senior, Sister in China and The Ginger One will be forwarded copies to spread the load. Thanks Guys!

Thankfully they are not long, and unlike last year, they've done away with the niceties of enquiring after Santa's health and enticing him with goodies and come straight to the point with a list of demands.

JP:

• Bike (ticked as we have already been to Halfords and chosen)
• Call of Duty Black Opps
• New DS case
• New Professor Layton
• New bra and new knickers
• Video Camera
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book
• Wee on a jellyfish sting

Tiddler:

• ACB*
• Pacman alarm clock
• Need for Speed shit*
• Movie Deathly Hallows

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Transvestite and the Pottymouth.


* Assassins Creed Brotherhood
* I'm fairly certain he means shift - but as it's Tiddler.....