Cheers

'The first pint is the best'

- claimed a woman in the Local Pub yesterday. I nodded in assent - remarking that the fifth and sixth weren't bad either. But is she right? After a sleepless night and in the interests of science, tonight I shall be conducting an experiment to prove or disprove her claim.

Is the first pint indeed the best, or can subsequent draughts lay claim to #1 spot? For the purposes of the experiment Ken Barlows* will not be judged.

Assisting me will be Amazing Dave and Bli Guinness.** Each pint consumed will be given due consideration and votes cast.

Next week: 'The first cut is the deepest' - or is it?


*half-pints
** not his real name